I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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