i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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