SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
