im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
pray to the hookup gods
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
