I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
