I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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