Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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