U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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