Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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