i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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