chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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