Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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