but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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