yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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