You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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