My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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