you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i wish my penis had a tongue
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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