doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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