Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Dignity is for republicans.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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