oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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