Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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