how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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