Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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