I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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