It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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