You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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