Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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