Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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