No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
