He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
