if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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