Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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