Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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