What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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