I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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