So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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