Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
