Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
God I need to hump something, right now.
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