my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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