The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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