Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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