is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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