smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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