i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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