I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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