Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Naked Twister starts at high noon
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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