he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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