Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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