Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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