he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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