she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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