I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
