Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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