It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You can't just leave with hair like that
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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