The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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