I must be too annoying 4 u.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My feet surprised me
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
