Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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