Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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